According to the U.S. Census Bureau (http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/49/49035.html) I can prove that my wife is 1 in a 1,000,000.
There are 2,550,063 people living in Utah as of 2006. 1,000,000 people living in Salt Lake County. Out of that 1,000,000, 50% are women, so the number drops to 500,000.
40% of the remaining 500,000 are under 18 years old. So that leaves us with 300,000.
Of the remaining 300,000 women, 35% are over 40 years old.
Of the remaining 195,000 women, 10% are foreign, 15% are disabled, and 15% aren’t High School graduates.
Of the remaining 117,000 women, (http://www.sltrib.com/ci_2886596) 41% of them are LDS.
Out of the remaining 69,030 women, 50% live in Salt Lake County.
Of the remaining 34,515 women, and this is all me here, 1 in 5 are attractive to me, based on my obvious high standard of what a woman should look like:)
That narrows it down to 6,900 women left. Of those women I had to find a woman that was –
Hot
Willing to watch Star Wars, The Matrix and countless other “stupid” movies
Put up with my . . . opinions
Thought bald was sexy
Was willing to arrange their living room to accommodate a TON of DVD’s
A great mother
Wanted the LDS lifestyle for our family
Ready to settle down
Hot
Forgiving
Loving
Understood that Star Wars is an acceptable reason to spend money
Was gentle with children
For some reason thought a big belly looked good on a nerd
Willing to help and wait for me to find a “family friendly” job
Hot
Know that 26,000 songs on iTunes is not enough
Understand that you HAVE to catalog and organize EVERYTHING!!
Brilliant
Has her own opinions and beliefs
Holds everyone around her to a higher standard
Hot
Will fight for her beliefs
Wants nothing short of the best for her family
Is a FANTASTIC cook
Made CUTE babies
Is stunningly skinny
Funny
Hot
Let me love her in my own way
Loved me back
And above all . . . Deemed that I passed the Brighton acceptance test
So mathematically, the number of women just dropped into the negative range, proving that once and for all I married above my class and truly have a wife that is 1 in a million.
Love you Charity!!!!
Dean
9 comments:
Aww, too sweet. Charity is definitely one in a million. A true gem and I'm so glad we're neighbors. Dean, you're a keeper too. ;)
How sweet is that!
That deserves a great big "Awe!!!"
Wow! That's just down right adorable! Who knew my brother could be so sweet?
You are putting my husband to shame. He wouldn't do anything like that in a million years!
She is one in a million. You are a very sweet husband...and SMART. You see what you have and appreciate it. She is lucky to have you too. :)
I know where Mississippi is I didn't know where Columbus was. You guys can come and visit anytime. I'll need the company!
Dean you are sooo sweet! Thank you so much for being the husband Charity Deserves. She is very special to me. I loved taking care of her when she was a baby. Thank you for being there for her and your sweet kids!
Love ya,
Bev
That is the sweetest thing I have ever read. I love it.
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